wow I’m actually not going to be single on valentine’s day
this came surprisingly hah
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wow I’m actually not going to be single on valentine’s day
this came surprisingly hah
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Ellen’s response to the ‘Abercrombi& Fitch’ statement.
love her
FITCH PLEASE
And I thought my love for her couldn’t get any bigger.
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In 2007, the seniors at my high school spray painted this on the roof of one of the buildings at school for a senior prank. It was only discovered a year later after a news reporter in a helicopter spotted it and reported it to the school.
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So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.
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This may be the most powerfully accurate image I’ve ever seen in my life.
wow
oh
Of course its not free, everyone knows freedom costs $1.05
But I bet out of the 100k+ that reblogged this, 20% of them know that this is from Lupe Fiasco.
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this was the greatest moment in television
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SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
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my week isn’t complete without at least 3 mental breakdowns
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